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Test Drive!

TEST DRIVE MEME

While in some alternate, tidier timeline, the War against the Elder One ended years ago, you're not in that timeline. It's 9:49, and the war continues. An enemy force partially occupies Orlais and has decimated several Marcher Cities, while the Chantry, aided by the Inquisition, has marshaled Orlais and the faithful of Southern Thedas into a new Exalted March against the army of demon-bound Wardens, Red Templars, Venatori loyalists, and darkspawn Corypheus has amassed. Rifts are still scattered across the continent, periodically spitting out strangers from strange worlds with green-glowing anchors embedded in their hands. There's no Herald of Andraste to save Thedas. Someone else is going to have to do it.

You're part of (or allied with, recently hired by, imprisoned by, etc.) an organization, dubbed Riftwatch, that split off from the Inquisition several years ago. Riftwatch consists of these otherworldly new arrivals, rebels and Wardens, and other people who want to prevent the apocalypse without necessarily marching under the Chantry's banner to do it. Their headquarters is an island fortress called the Gallows—formerly a Circle of Magi, more formerly a prison for slaves, but its new occupants have done a good job removing the more grotesque reminders of that past and making the place livable. Their goal is to do what the Chantry can't or won't do, to go more directly after Corypheus and the dark magic he employs, and to keep the Veil from coming apart entirely.

Maybe you're here because you want to help. Maybe you need the money (though there isn't much of it). Maybe you acquired an anchor and sticking around is the only way to prevent your hand from killing you. Maybe you've been sent by the Chantry or some other entity to keep an eye on everyone—they're rumored to be a lot of weirdos and troublemakers. Or maybe you're a new rifter and just going where the nice people with swords tell you that you need to go.

NOTE: This is a static test drive! We post them once per year or so and continue to use them for a long time, so you're never late. Current players are encouraged to track new top-level comments.


I. THE FREE MARCHES: Hasmal, Tantervale, and most recently Starkhaven have all fallen to the Tevinter incursion, leaving Kirkwall the largest city-state in the Free Marches to remain unoccupied. For Riftwatch, that means the war is closer to home than ever, and traveling anywhere north of the mountains runs the risk of running into enemy scouting parties. Perhaps you've been sent out to find these scouts before they find the unwary, or perhaps you're just trying to pass through unnoticed to Antiva or Rivain when you run into trouble. Or maybe you're more in the thick of it: joining the Free Marches armies in harassing the occupying army as best they can from outside the city, or slipping your way into one of them to gather intelligence or meet with an ally.

II. THE WAKING SEA: When Riftwatch isn't traveling by griffon or magic mirror, it frequently travels by sea, courtesy of a small assortment of allied pirate ships. So welcome aboard. The sea is choppy and frequently violent—violent storms, violent enemy ships, or both at once—and the crew may not have much patience for incompetence, so either make yourself useful above or try not to get sick below.

III. KIRKWALL: Even when enormous evil darkspawn are trying to take over the known world and you and your colleagues might be the only ones who can truly stop him, you can't work all the time. And when you aren't working, Kirkwall is there for you with its dingy Lowtown taverns, its flashy Hightown establishments, its market stalls and street musicians and cellars hosting gamblers. (Or maybe you can work all the time, and you're in the city to do some official shopping, try to spy on a suspicious character, or show a potential financial backer a good time.)

IV. SEND A MESSAGE: Each member of Riftwatch is assigned a blue crystal, small enough to wear around the neck, that can transmit voice messages, as well as an enchanted book tied to that crystal that can be used to exchange written messages. They're secure enough to discuss the war, if you'd like to get down to business, but loosely controlled enough to ask a question or play a game with only a few rolled eyes from people who hate fun.

V. WILDCARD: From the Gallows' library to the pirate islands off the coast, from Hightown's high-priced market stalls to the bloody frontlines of the war, Thedas is yours to explore.

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[personal profile] undergrunn 2024-08-18 10:35 pm (UTC)(link)
London. ( That sounds so strange. Her puzzled frown lingers, until she forces it away, not wanting to cause any worry. )

It is. I only know the Vatican supports those studies because of Marina. She's the first person I met who could do magic.

( After a moment of consideration, ) It's funny we both have a Vatican. It turns out the priests don't only worship Alll-Mer in our world, though. It's their connection to the Old Gods that grant some people magical gifts, apparently. I don't think I could have named one before talking with her.

( With a shrug. Go figure. )
Edited 2024-08-18 22:35 (UTC)
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[personal profile] reparo 2024-08-19 09:24 am (UTC)(link)
It is a bit funny. [ It is absolutely terrifying, kind of. Is the Vatican their joint Chantry? Is the Chantry like the Vatican?

Discuss. ]


Although mine worship a single deity, called God. I am sure they'd lose their minds faced with Archdemons and Rifts and the Fade...
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[personal profile] undergrunn 2024-08-19 10:21 am (UTC)(link)
"God." It's easy to remember, at least.

( Said with a wry smile. Directing her focus towards the lighter points of their conversation is--

well, it's probably a coping mechanism. That would account for it being easier. )


What are the nineties like? It's not like I'm from your world, so you aren't ruining the surprise.

( With the similarities, though, it might be fun to think about. )
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[personal profile] reparo 2024-08-19 11:43 am (UTC)(link)
We wear a lot of denim. [ And there's a war in the wizarding world that has kept her busy for a very long time, quite separately from the Muggle world.

But hey! They're having a happy conversation right now. ]
But it's a colourful time. More inclusive than its predecessors, more open to experimenting and research and discovery.
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[personal profile] undergrunn 2024-08-19 12:04 pm (UTC)(link)
Denim?

( She's baffled and intrigued, looking down at her overalls. Given that they're overalls, they are the very definition of "nothing special." Hermione could have seen something very similar in pictures of the wartime workfront; beige denim, marked with old stains that never managed to wash out.

Looking back to Hermione, Abella is doing her utmost to hold back a laugh. )


I'm on the cutting edge of fashion, so long as machine oil counts as "colourful."

( Comedic preen, incredible hairflip, etc. )
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[personal profile] reparo 2024-08-19 09:24 pm (UTC)(link)
In certain circles, it would. [ She's not sure it's allowed, to laugh in the library, but here she is already breaking the rules. She does like the hair flip, even gives it two enthusiastic thumbs up. ]

You're going to make me jealous I didn't keep my jeans. I'll miss them.
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frantically googling when "jeans" came into popular usage

[personal profile] undergrunn 2024-08-19 09:58 pm (UTC)(link)
We can light a candle to honour your jeans.

( A moment of pause, and she leans slightly closer, lowering her voice. )

What are 'jeans'?
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this might be my favourite tag

[personal profile] reparo 2024-08-20 10:13 am (UTC)(link)
[ Well, why would Hermione know when jeans were first invented? Fashion is definitely not her hyperfixation, illustrated here by the fact that she accepted whatever change of clothes the Rift gave her on orientation and is still wearing them. Robes, too. ]

Ah - they're denim trousers. Rougher, but more durable. Usually blue.
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[personal profile] undergrunn 2024-08-20 01:36 pm (UTC)(link)
( Abella’s brows hitch, surprised. Is it the lingering surprise of a rough, work fabric becoming popular, rather than something more refined dominating fashion? Or just that it has its own word? )

Do all trousers have different names based on the fabric?

( Quiet, pondering, before she shakes her head a little and dismisses the thought. Focus. )

All things considered, I should be less awed by denim as a fashion staple.

( She’s quietly conspiratorial as she says it. After all, they’re in another world. Priorities, Abella. )
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[personal profile] reparo 2024-08-21 07:53 am (UTC)(link)
[ She lets out a tiny laugh. As unusual as the conversation is - going from two moons to discussing magic systems, to comparing worlds - it also feels like a reprieve. A little bit of sweetness to help a bitter pill go down. ]

Well, you won't find judgement from me for whatever it is that awes you. [ Here, she leans in and whispers conspiratorially: ] It's taking a lot of effort not to point at everything and ask 'what are those'.
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[personal profile] undergrunn 2024-08-21 09:54 am (UTC)(link)
Ah, so the floating books is so you don't have to carry them all. Your arms must be tired from all the research.

( Abella taps one of her biceps. ) The rest of us have to make do the old-fashioned way. I had skinny arms when I got here, but all this reading...

( She sighs an overtly silly sigh, to underline the absurdity of the claim. Ah yes, it is the lifting of books that gave her arms that would make [insert analogue for Michaelangelo] weep, and not years of manual labour. It's one hundred percent true, Hermione. )
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[personal profile] reparo 2024-08-21 02:23 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Oh no. Trouble is, she is - respectfully, mind you - looking. At least she's not totally emaciated this time around, she thinks to herself. Back in the beginning, when she'd just landed herself in Akhuras, it had been after almost a year's worth of living in a tent and being haunted by Horcruxes and hunted by Death Eaters. Plus the final battle - or call it Final Battle, because it had gained that right to uppercase in her head. She'd been skinny, bruised and tired looking.

Not that, after some of the experiences she had in Akhuras she could be called beefed up, but at least she's...okay, so she's not taller.

Bottom line: she wishes that could be her. With the muscled arms. Sigh. ]


Ha - no, the floating them down into my hands is because I can't reach them on the top shelves.

[ Clears her throat, lets out a silly laugh. ] But, uhm - you are - I mean, if that's the result of research in Thedas, I have high hopes. Or should I say tall hopes?
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somehow Hermione is the funniest person to have to deal with a 1940s attitude

[personal profile] undergrunn 2024-08-21 03:18 pm (UTC)(link)
( You’ve heard of the masculine urge to dig, get ready for: the feminine urge to lift. )

I had the advantage of a few years of engineering and fixing heavy machinery. We’ll just need to make sure you have bigger piles of books - you’ll get there.

( Absent mindedly, she draws a battered cigarette pack from her pocket, and slides it open with her thumb. Blue and white packaging, the text more akin to the Cyrillic alphabet. Having manners, she offers the box to Hermione, first. )

If you have a fire spell, I would love a way to avoid running around trying to find a candle.

( Things she misses: matches )
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oh my god

[personal profile] reparo 2024-08-22 10:39 am (UTC)(link)
[ Listen, Abella will not be the first woman Hermione has witnessed smoking, nor the first one who has graciously offered hera cigarettes as well. And while, yes, she does have a fire spell and could light that cigarette with the tip of her wand, she's standing there with no poker face and an aghast expression.

Outrage. ]


You're not going to smoke around the books, are you?
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[personal profile] undergrunn 2024-08-23 12:00 am (UTC)(link)
( The aghastness lands. Abella hesitates, cigarette only partway out of the box. )

Is that a problem?

( A genuine question, brow slightly furrowed. )

People eat and drink when they read, ja?
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[personal profile] reparo 2024-08-24 11:09 am (UTC)(link)
Yes, but not in the library, surely?

[ Honestly at this point she might as well hover over the books protectively, like a badger. ]

The books are for everyone to use, isn't that true of these libraries?
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[personal profile] undergrunn 2024-08-24 10:30 pm (UTC)(link)
( With a quiet breath of amusement, Abella puts the cigarettes away. )

You make a good point. I'm sorry, I came from a circumstance where... preserving the longevity of the books was not our priority.
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[personal profile] reparo 2024-08-24 10:40 pm (UTC)(link)
[ The LIbraRy Of aLeXAnDRIA didn't burn down so people could be glib about preserving books!!! In her opinion.

But she's going to take credit for not attempting to bite off Abella's head. Because she puts the cigarette away.]


Shouldn't you worry more about preserving those? Places like these don't sound like they mass produce tobacco.
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[personal profile] undergrunn 2024-08-24 11:14 pm (UTC)(link)
I arrived with bucket of them, but you aren't wrong.

( Abella's hand goes to the box again, not to bring it out, just to reassure herself that it's there. A shadow seems to cross her face, something briefly haunted before she recovers. Maybe it never was there at all. )

We all have our coping mechanisms. I can get a pipe, once these run out.

( The latter is more for herself, than for Hermione. )
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[personal profile] reparo 2024-08-25 12:51 am (UTC)(link)
[ She is quiet for a bit, a far away look in her face; remembering other young people with similar bad habits, all with their reasons.

Finally, sighs. ]


If you know of a place outside, I could light it for you.