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Fade Rift Mods ([personal profile] faderifting) wrote in [community profile] allthisshitisweird2023-05-02 05:40 pm
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Test Drive!

TEST DRIVE MEME

While in some alternate, tidier timeline, the War against the Elder One ended years ago, you're not in that timeline. It's 9:49, and the war continues. An enemy force partially occupies Orlais and has decimated several Marcher Cities, while the Chantry, aided by the Inquisition, has marshaled Orlais and the faithful of Southern Thedas into a new Exalted March against the army of demon-bound Wardens, Red Templars, Venatori loyalists, and darkspawn Corypheus has amassed. Rifts are still scattered across the continent, periodically spitting out strangers from strange worlds with green-glowing anchors embedded in their hands. There's no Herald of Andraste to save Thedas. Someone else is going to have to do it.

You're part of (or allied with, recently hired by, imprisoned by, etc.) an organization, dubbed Riftwatch, that split off from the Inquisition several years ago. Riftwatch consists of these otherworldly new arrivals, rebels and Wardens, and other people who want to prevent the apocalypse without necessarily marching under the Chantry's banner to do it. Their headquarters is an island fortress called the Gallows—formerly a Circle of Magi, more formerly a prison for slaves, but its new occupants have done a good job removing the more grotesque reminders of that past and making the place livable. Their goal is to do what the Chantry can't or won't do, to go more directly after Corypheus and the dark magic he employs, and to keep the Veil from coming apart entirely.

Maybe you're here because you want to help. Maybe you need the money (though there isn't much of it). Maybe you acquired an anchor and sticking around is the only way to prevent your hand from killing you. Maybe you've been sent by the Chantry or some other entity to keep an eye on everyone—they're rumored to be a lot of weirdos and troublemakers. Or maybe you're a new rifter and just going where the nice people with swords tell you that you need to go.

NOTE: This is a static test drive! We post them once per year or so and continue to use them for a long time, so you're never late. Current players are encouraged to track new top-level comments.


I. THE FREE MARCHES: Hasmal, Tantervale, and most recently Starkhaven have all fallen to the Tevinter incursion, leaving Kirkwall the largest city-state in the Free Marches to remain unoccupied. For Riftwatch, that means the war is closer to home than ever, and traveling anywhere north of the mountains runs the risk of running into enemy scouting parties. Perhaps you've been sent out to find these scouts before they find the unwary, or perhaps you're just trying to pass through unnoticed to Antiva or Rivain when you run into trouble. Or maybe you're more in the thick of it: joining the Free Marches armies in harassing the occupying army as best they can from outside the city, or slipping your way into one of them to gather intelligence or meet with an ally.

II. THE WAKING SEA: When Riftwatch isn't traveling by griffon or magic mirror, it frequently travels by sea, courtesy of a small assortment of allied pirate ships. So welcome aboard. The sea is choppy and frequently violent—violent storms, violent enemy ships, or both at once—and the crew may not have much patience for incompetence, so either make yourself useful above or try not to get sick below.

III. KIRKWALL: Even when enormous evil darkspawn are trying to take over the known world and you and your colleagues might be the only ones who can truly stop him, you can't work all the time. And when you aren't working, Kirkwall is there for you with its dingy Lowtown taverns, its flashy Hightown establishments, its market stalls and street musicians and cellars hosting gamblers. (Or maybe you can work all the time, and you're in the city to do some official shopping, try to spy on a suspicious character, or show a potential financial backer a good time.)

IV. SEND A MESSAGE: Each member of Riftwatch is assigned a blue crystal, small enough to wear around the neck, that can transmit voice messages, as well as an enchanted book tied to that crystal that can be used to exchange written messages. They're secure enough to discuss the war, if you'd like to get down to business, but loosely controlled enough to ask a question or play a game with only a few rolled eyes from people who hate fun.

V. WILDCARD: From the Gallows' library to the pirate islands off the coast, from Hightown's high-priced market stalls to the bloody frontlines of the war, Thedas is yours to explore.

reparo: (accio)

[personal profile] reparo 2024-08-19 09:27 pm (UTC)(link)
Tedious is carrying a heavy burden of being diplomatic there.

By all means, be brutally honest.
allthatgleamsisgold: (disgruntled)

[personal profile] allthatgleamsisgold 2024-08-20 03:37 am (UTC)(link)
Do not think attempt at diplomacy was not already a challenge.

Besides, comparing some here to cackling packs of hyenas might be pointless. I don't even know if such creatures exist in this world.
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[personal profile] reparo 2024-08-20 11:56 am (UTC)(link)
They exist in mine - so the comparison wouldn't fall on deaf ears. I dread to think how different the fauna might be here.
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[personal profile] reparo 2024-08-20 11:57 am (UTC)(link)
Well - dread is a big word. It's a little exciting, too.
allthatgleamsisgold: (lizard brain)

[personal profile] allthatgleamsisgold 2024-08-21 05:16 pm (UTC)(link)
No harpies, unfortunately.

One must settle for


[Sigh.]

chicken.

But the other creatures that inhabit this world are interesting if even half of what is in the bestiaries is true.
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[personal profile] reparo 2024-08-21 05:25 pm (UTC)(link)
No harpies? Oh no, what a shame.

[ What a relief. Last time she faces harpies, they liked to sweep in and catch their prey, fly them up and drop them. That was not a good time. ]

What's wrong with chicken? They're not predators here, are they?
allthatgleamsisgold: (disgruntled)

[personal profile] allthatgleamsisgold 2024-08-23 04:54 pm (UTC)(link)
It is. A terrible shame.

[Look he's only just gotten the hang of verbal sarcasm. Cut him some slack.]

If chickens in your world are little more than a foot high and covered in feathers, then you will find them no different here.

There's no sport in hunting them.
reparo: (flight)

[personal profile] reparo 2024-08-24 07:41 am (UTC)(link)
[ there is. a long pause. VERY LONG PAUSE. ]

Do you hunt the harpies to eat them?!
allthatgleamsisgold: (poker face)

[personal profile] allthatgleamsisgold 2024-08-24 12:47 pm (UTC)(link)
I did, but there are none in this world.

Unless there is something wrong with the meat, you shouldn't just leave your kills to rot. It's senseless and wasteful.

That reminds me, if you are hunting the darkspawn or other blighted creatures, do not eat them. Burn the corpses to ash after as well, if you can. They carry a corruption that can infect the very earth.
reparo: (astronomy)

[personal profile] reparo 2024-08-24 01:24 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Look, she's not a faithful woman but: Christ. ]

Right. I'm not one to go hunting, so I'll leave those difficult choices to the Scouting division.

Not that I don't appreciate the tip about darkspawn.


[ Proper burial rites, is what Lan Wangji would've insisted upon. Burning works too, and Hermione can do fire. Thank Merlin, she can still do fire. ]

I can manage a fire.

Any other tips? Any other creatures?


[ For absolutely no reason and simply because she doesn't want to end up sticking her foot in her mouth again, ]

I don't suppose there's dragons here?
allthatgleamsisgold: (inquiring minds)

[personal profile] allthatgleamsisgold 2024-08-25 03:36 am (UTC)(link)
There are white deer with horns like twisted branches called halla and they are beloved to the nomadic elves called 'Dalish'. I would not recommend hunting them.

There are also creatures called horses here. They are as unsettling as the legends of my world describe them. They are stabled with other more traditional mounts like the griffons if you wish to gawk.

And yes, there are dragons. I have yet to meet any of them yet, however.
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[personal profile] reparo 2024-09-04 10:18 am (UTC)(link)
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