TEST DRIVE MEME!

[faderifting]

WHAT A GLOOORIOUS FEELING

WE'RE STILL IN THE HINTERLANDS

How’s the weather, Inquisition? Terrible. Heavy rainfall pelts the plains and the mountains, four straight days of it! Dark clouds block out the sun. It may begin to feel like there’s no end to the storms in sight. When darkness falls, cold evening temperatures turn that rain frigid. Your boots, your socks, they’re soaked through. Everyone smells like wet wool.

And as if all that weren’t enough: the increased rainfall loosens patches of mud and shale, causing mudslides.

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1. We’re not in Orzammar anymore…

A recent group of dwarven traders bearing fine crafts and goods were inbound for Skyhold, ready to flood the markets with their wares. Instead, they got flooded out.

Yes, word has reached the Inquisition that the traders have been unfortunately detained by the weather and they are now in need of a rescue. Dare you venture out into the lashing rain and sliding mud to rescue the traders?

If you do so dare, you’ll find some of the traders to be exceedingly grateful for your efforts, ready to bestow handsome rewards on you, O Brave Soul -- just as soon as you’ve escorted them safely back to Skyhold. Or you might find a cluster of more disagreeable traders, grumpy at the water in their boots and the loss of their goods. Some of those goods might still be rescuable, if you want to wade out into a mud field to retrieve a fallen chest, or tug an errant terrified donkey back onto what’s passing for dry road these days.

As you carry these treasures back to their masters, or back to Skyhold, you might consider helping yourself to a sampling of the wares on your way back. After all, your reward might not be adequate, and you are risking your life for these ungrateful sons of mothers. Just don’t get caught. These traders don’t look kindly on thieves, and frayed tempers snap easily.

Feel free to get stuck on your way to the rescue, too. Weather out the storm with a fellow do-gooder. These days, the rescuers might need rescuing just as much.

2. Are you mad? That’s twelve year old scotch!

In Skyhold and the surrounding tent towns, what with the confusion and the panic and the scramble for high ground, market stalls are left unattended and wares are ripe for the taking. For some, temptation proves to be too much. Where there’s disaster, there’s often looting! A few vendors defend their own wares, and those that can’t make desperate entreaties for assistance. Bandits! Thieves!

Are you a brave and hale friend to the Inquisition and to good honest trade, ready to defend the wares of the waterlogged merchants? Or maybe your sticky fingers spot a tempting treasure too great to ignore. If they didn’t want it stolen, they should have taken it with them! Watch out for that Qunari metalsmith with the mean right hook. He’s not to be trifled with, and his blow will leave you toothless in the mud.

3. I gotta go, Julia, we got bears.

The rainfall has disturbed more than the mud. Bears, resting in their caves, have found their caves to be too damp for their liking, and they’ve taken to the open air to vent their spleens. Some people say that the bears are as frightened as you are, but when you’re faced with a six hundred pound beast with huge pointy teeth, their innocence is a little harder to keep in perspective.

The tents surrounding greater Skyhold are especially worried by rogue bears. Make a stand against them, or else help evacuate a threatened campsite. Mudwrestling a bear is a great way to impress the ladies, or the gentlemen… but no one will blame you for beating a hasty retreat.

4. We got 12 skins of water, 56 ales, two vodkas, four whiskeys, six bottles of wine, tequila, hazelnut paste, cheese, bread, eggs, bananas, apples, bacon, steaks, pancakes, dry grain, milk, sweet tomato sauce, half a pudding, half-ounce Sour Wine, 3 1/2 grams Grand Inquisitor Kush, one ounce of 'shrooms, 15 ecstasy potions, a smutty woodcut, a bat…

TIME TO HUNKER DOWN. In the tavern, the barkeep is handing out free spiced wine to anyone who takes refuge behind her door. The din of conversation and lutesong makes a fine lullabye for the careworn traveler, and you might find yourself inadvertently dropping off to sleep. Or maybe someone’s fallen asleep on you.

Who can blame the slumberers, finally safe and warm and dry? In the tavern, the fires have been built up to ward off the chill and the damp, but relaxation is a little more difficult these days. You really have to elbow your way in there to get close to that warmth. Once you get close enough, you’ll find that the hearths are taken up with dozens and dozens of wet socks and wetter boots, steaming gently as they dry. Be disgusted if you want, or else peel off your own and go barefoot while you wait.

Hey! What’s going on over there? Someone’s taking one of your socks! Stop, thief!

If you can’t make it to the tavern, you might find yourself holed up somewhere a little more unlikely. The limited space within Skyhold means there aren’t a lot of free rooms. That door you shoulder open in desperation might have an owner already. Intrusions aren’t always unwelcome, but beware of what -- or who! -- you might find.

5. Lots of fish… and lots of weather.

WILDCARD. Whatever you do, just remember: there’s a lot of rain, you’re very wet, and if you’re feeling amorous, keep in mind that everyone smells like wet wool. We cannot stress this enough.

Comments

[scalethewall]

So, some kind of super-darkspawn was responsible for the hole in the sky? The demons pouring out of the rifts?

He's honestly a little surprised the Inquisition wasn't full of Wardens ready to help, but maybe they'd organized a counter attack of their own. Regardless, this seemed like the perfect opportunity to make good on his pledge to the Wardens, a way he could give himself more fully to the cause.

"Sounds like I may have to make my way to Skyhold. Surely, the Inquisition wouldn't turn down another volunteer."

[gatheringstorm]

At that, Korrin flashes a warm smile. "Nah, we need all the people we can get. Experienced Wardens definitely have their place in the Inquisition, especially given what we're dealing with." Her smile fades as she remembers something that he ought to know. Maybe it won't change his opinion of volunteering, but still, a heads up is only polite.

"The Grey Wardens of Skyhold aren't the most popular these days, just so you know. Maybe it won't matter for you, since you had nothing to do with it, but the Grey Warden Anders was found to have been in the Inquisition's ranks under an assumed name. You know, the guy who blew up a Chantry and wrecked a lot of Kirkwall with it? He's only still alive because the Wardens took him into their custody again. A lot of people aren't happy with that call."

[scalethewall]

Experienced Wardens. Right. He hadn't met many other Wardens and wasn't sure what to expect. Still, the opportunity seemed to have been thrown in front of him as if by the Maker himself, fate, a way for Blackwall to help people. It seemed ridiculous to even think about walking away from this though.

"Grey Wardens are heroes. Perhaps there was a reason for what they did. A... Grey Warden reason," He clears his throat and makes the wise decision to stop talking there, raising his drink to his mouth instead. "Like I said, I haven't really been in contact with, well, anyone for the last few months. Years. The only reason I've heard much of anything about Kirkwall was because the fighting between the mages and Templars started displacing villagers close to where I happened to be. I just knew it was a mage."

[gatheringstorm]

"I wasn't anywhere near Kirkwall, but I'm a mage; it was going to affect me no matter what. It wasn't as bad as it could have been, thanks to my company, but still. Maybe the Wardens do have a reason, but I don't see harboring a possessed mage ending well for anyone involved. Abominations turn, and they wipe out everything." Korrin shakes her head and frowns, unable to deny that she's among those unhappy with the Wardens for their decision. Still, it's been decided and she's far more invested in fighting Corypheus than she is Grey Wardens.

[scalethewall]

Blackwall doesn't have an answer for her, all he can do is frown into what's left of his ale before finishing it.

"I..." He shrugs, brow furrowing, "I can't say what they were thinking. At least if he turns, they'll be there to put him down. Hopefully that will be enough to keep anyone from being hurt."

He was all for second chances, but an abomination was an abomination. There was no changing if the man was possessed.

[gatheringstorm]

"I sincerely hope so; it's not something I'd ever want to be wrong about, believe me." Having seen what abominations can do...no, not dwelling on that now. She smiles a little apologetically after a moment, though. "I know that's a lot to throw at you, though at least now you know what you'll be walking into when you get there."